Menudo Sunday Mornings!

August 10, 2008 | Filed Under Uncategorized | No Comments

Welcome to another wonderful Sunday!  So I woke up, slightly hungover from last night.  Well okay, VERY hungover.  One cure for that.  Sunday Morning Menudo.  Thats right!  So thats what I did this morning.  Menudo, posole, enchiladas, beans, rice, and a Pexi to wash it all down!!  Mmmm, I love Mexican food.

So last night, I was talking to my buddy across the pond over in Oxford.  We invisioned an awesome new video game.  It would be a game where you can kinda just walk around whereever you want to and of course you can shoot anyone you want to.  But there of course would be an actual focus to this game.  And the theme would be, to shoot the Messicans because they are driving up the prices of burritos.  Special weapons would be hot sauce filled squirt guns, exploding pinatas, avocado shaped grenades, churro-shaped dynamite sticks, , Death Menudo, and killer chihuahua’s.  No I do not condone hurting, killing, or shooting messicans, I just don’t want my burritos to cost more than a gallon of gas.  And Menudo should be free for everyone every Sunday.

Why Must They Spit?

August 3, 2008 | Filed Under Opinion, Uncategorized | No Comments

If there is one thing in porn that I can’t stand, it’s all these women spitting in porn.  I understand spit works well as a lube, but must you spit on the cock the way you do??  It’s not like you just spit on it…you SPIT AT IT!  Why do you spit at the cock?  The cock is your friend, treat it as such.  Okay, to get a better idea of what I am talking about, click the play button below.

 
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That is Gianna Michaels, sucking cock!  Yes she is wonderful to watch…but then she spits.  UGH!   And its not just her, I’m not singling her out in particular, because its almost all women and men in porn spitting AT each other’s cocks and vag’s.  Oh and what is with the gagging??  Gagging I can REALLY do without.  I find nothing appealing about that.  You sick fucks.

Oh and of course, we do need a pic of Gianna Michaels so you see the spitting, gagging beauty.

Gianna Spitting-Gagging-Cum-Guzzler Michaels

Gianna "Spitting-Gagging-Cum-Guzzler" Michaels

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