Not many dare take on the Mad Beat Chemist in a soundclash, but one such person now exists in this world…and his name is Rooster! So you think you can take on the Mad Beat Chemist soundclash stylee?? Okay then Mr. Rooster, it’s on!
To hear what I’m talking about, take a listen to the following…
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Welcome to another wonderful Sunday! So I woke up, slightly hungover from last night. Well okay, VERY hungover. One cure for that. Sunday Morning Menudo. Thats right! So thats what I did this morning. Menudo, posole, enchiladas, beans, rice, and a Pexi to wash it all down!! Mmmm, I love Mexican food.
So last night, I was talking to my buddy across the pond over in Oxford. We invisioned an awesome new video game. It would be a game where you can kinda just walk around whereever you want to and of course you can shoot anyone you want to. But there of course would be an actual focus to this game. And the theme would be, to shoot the Messicans because they are driving up the prices of burritos. Special weapons would be hot sauce filled squirt guns, exploding pinatas, avocado shaped grenades, churro-shaped dynamite sticks, , Death Menudo, and killer chihuahua’s. No I do not condone hurting, killing, or shooting messicans, I just don’t want my burritos to cost more than a gallon of gas. And Menudo should be free for everyone every Sunday.
If there is one thing in porn that I can’t stand, it’s all these women spitting in porn. I understand spit works well as a lube, but must you spit on the cock the way you do?? It’s not like you just spit on it…you SPIT AT IT! Why do you spit at the cock? The cock is your friend, treat it as such. Okay, to get a better idea of what I am talking about, click the play button below.
That is Gianna Michaels, sucking cock! Yes she is wonderful to watch…but then she spits. UGH! And its not just her, I’m not singling her out in particular, because its almost all women and men in porn spitting AT each other’s cocks and vag’s. Oh and what is with the gagging?? Gagging I can REALLY do without. I find nothing appealing about that. You sick fucks.
Oh and of course, we do need a pic of Gianna Michaels so you see the spitting, gagging beauty.
Gianna "Spitting-Gagging-Cum-Guzzler" Michaels
You know, it is nice to have fans or people that appreciate the work that you do. I don’t have many or any fans for that matter, but yeah some people do tell me they like what I do and seeing as some people listen to my show on a regular basis, I guess that says something. Of course I don’t do what I do for fame or riches. I do it because its fun and because it gives me a creative outlet to do whatever I want. I would say that idea of the MadBeatFactory came about nearly 11 years ago…
Yes its been around a long time. In fact, it started as simply the name I gave to my simple DJ setup, two turntables, two CD players, and two cassette decks, all connected to a mixer. It was where I began to develop my style and my affinity for experimentation with sound. And when I had found my first little piece of web property on a website like Geocities, well the Mad Beat Factory, almost became something tangible. But not really, as it was just a simple ugly text webpage with nothing to it. Of course, a few years later when I used the small bit of WEBSPACE given to me by my ISP, which was connected with my online identity, the Mad Beat Factory Turnt(L)able (read as turntable lab) was born. This was a definite online presence that was seen by a few people, but it was not until April 24, 2005, that the Mad Beat Factory found the place it now calls home, where everyone can now find it…yes right here at MadBeatFactory.com
And since that day, this website has grown into…whatever this mess is. But right now, that is not the matter at hand. The matter at hand today is…FUCKING IMPOSTERS. Yes, someone has used MY website name, my studio name, my idea…and they used it for their own lame purposes. What am I talking about???
This fucking PUD right here. Get the fuck outta here with that stupid pose. Just cuz you used a lowecase “z” doesn’t mean you can use my fucking name, idea, my creation, to become your identity. Geez, at least improve the look of your shitty ass website.
Like always remember this one thing. IABTYAIAWB!
I Am Better Than You And I Always Will Be!
Time Warner plays some shady games. They seem to automatically drop my connection speed if I download things from…oh say torrents, or P2P networks, or newsgroups. But luckily I found I way to get my speed back pretty fast. Unplug the modem, unplug the router, and then plug it all back in 30 seconds and everything is back to normal speed. I did like finding out the 10Mbit connection I have been paying for was now increased to 15 Mbits!! Just don’t like this throttling crap going on.
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For so long we have enjoyed this love
Our souls got so close
that I keep your taste
but you also carry
a taste of me
If you would deny my presence in your life
I would suffice to embrace you and talk
so much of my life I gave to you
that you cannot help but having
a taste of me
I am not trying to be your owner
I am nothing, I have no vanity
Of my life, I give the best
I am so poor, what else can I give?
A thousand years may pass
many more
I don’t know whether love exists in eternity
But there just as here
in your mouth you will carry
a taste of me
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Tanto tiempo disfrutamos de este amor
Nuestras almas se acercaron tanto así
Que yo guardo tu sabor
pero tu llevas tambien
sabor a mí
Sin negaras mi presencia en tu vivir
bastaría con abrazarte y conversar
Tanta vida yo te di
que por fuerza tienes ya
sabor a mí
No pretendo ser tu dueño
No soy nada, yo no tengo vanidad
De mi vida, doy lo bueno
Soy tan pobre que otra cosa puedo dar?
Pasarán mas de mil años
muchos más
Yo no se si tenga amor la eternidad
Pero alla tal como aquí
en la boca llevaras
sabor a mí
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